The Splingee

[Intro] From Tokyo to the Amazon Paris, France, to your front lawn Everybody's doin', everybody's doin' The Splingee The Splingee? Dope, but how? Whoa, whoa First you grab your ear, what's that noise? Shimmy shimmy, shake it down to the ground Two-handed salute Then back it up, back it up, back it up Back it up, back it up, back it up Back it up, back it up, back it up Whoa, whoa Then you whip your hair, like watch me now, snappy snappy Figure eights with your waist, wink with two eyes Then shrug it out, shrug it out, shrug it out Pop your hip, front dip, jacket zip, hat tip Chef's kiss, doggy wrist You can't handle this Yeah yeah yeah yeah, you got it now You're starting to Splingee Take a breath and stretch it out 'Cause it's just beginning Next you get all shy like You wanna cry, but it's just an act You're not shy, eyes arе dry Now feature your butt Then spin it 'round, spin it 'round, spin it 'round Spin it 'til you hеar the sound (Ding!) That wasn't the sound Keep on spinning (Meow) Yeah, that was the sound You can safely stop So you can start to trucker-horn Chop then walk back Sexual, waggy waggy Kick-ball-change, but deranged Grind up on a ghost Then shake it out, shake it out, shake it out Jog in place, frame your face, give chase, first base Show some lace, robot pace, go ahead and flip your space [Chorus] Yeah yeah yeah, you've all got it now That's the thingy Only thing left to do is repeat it two more times to make one complete Splingee Yeah yeah yeah, you've all got it now That's the thingy Only thing left to do is repeat it two more times to make one complete Splingee [Outro] Dope!