The Splingee

[Intro]

From Tokyo to the Amazon

Paris, France, to your front lawn

Everybody's doin', everybody's doin'

The Splingee

The Splingee? Dope, but how?

Whoa, whoa

First you grab your ear, what's that noise?

Shimmy shimmy, shake it down to the ground

Two-handed salute

Then back it up, back it up, back it up

Back it up, back it up, back it up

Back it up, back it up, back it up

Whoa, whoa

Then you whip your hair, like watch me now, snappy snappy

Figure eights with your waist, wink with two eyes

Then shrug it out, shrug it out, shrug it out

Pop your hip, front dip, jacket zip, hat tip

Chef's kiss, doggy wrist

You can't handle this

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, you got it now

You're starting to Splingee

Take a breath and stretch it out

'Cause it's just beginning

Next you get all shy like

You wanna cry, but it's just an act

You're not shy,  eyes arе dry

Now feature your butt

Then spin it 'round, spin it 'round, spin it 'round

Spin it 'til you hеar the sound (Ding!)

That wasn't the sound

Keep on spinning (Meow)

Yeah, that was the sound

You can safely stop

So you can start to trucker-horn

Chop then walk back

Sexual, waggy waggy

Kick-ball-change, but deranged

Grind up on a ghost

Then shake it out, shake it out, shake it out

Jog in place, frame your face, give chase, first base

Show some lace, robot pace, go ahead and flip your space

[Chorus]

Yeah yeah yeah, you've all got it now

That's the thingy

Only thing left to do is repeat it two more times to make one complete Splingee

Yeah yeah yeah, you've all got it now

That's the thingy

Only thing left to do is repeat it two more times to make one complete Splingee

[Outro]

Dope!