Cool Kids

[Verse 1]

There's a real cool club on the other side of town

Where the real cool kids go to sit around and talk bad

About the other kids

[Refrain]

Yeah, it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it

[Verse 2]

There's Millie, Pickles, and Pattycakes, too

And Cubby's making mean jokes about you, ha ha

You little twit

[Refrain]

Yeah, it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it

[Verse 3]

They're a real cool bunch of Die Fledermaus-keteers

And they'll laugh at the Toughskins your mom got you from Sears you dork

They'll never let you in

[Refrain]

'Cause it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it

[Verse 4]

You're fat and ugly and an imbecile, too

And that's why they draw funny pictures of you and talk bad

About all the kids

[Refrain]

'Cause it's a real cool club, and you're not a part of it

Yeah, it's a real cool club, and you'll never be a part of it

Yeah, it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it

Yeah, it's a real cool club, and you'll never be a part of it