Hey Asshole

[Verse 1] Hey asshole You know your teeth are stained brown from all the shit you talk? Hey asshole What about all the fat little teenage boys you fuck? Hey asshole Aside from dealing coke and LSD, what have you done? Ya dick [Verse 2] Hey asshole Do you feel warm inside lording it over a bunch of kids? You're no upright citizen, you pig A tenth-grade boy's mouth around your dick Hey asshole Aside from writing pretentious, boring tunes what have you did? Ya hack [Chorus 1] Fuckin' jerk, wow! Asshole Asshole Asshole Motherfucker! [Verse 3] Hey asshole On the Internet, a couple dozen mongoloids at your tit Hey asshole I think your heart done be inflated with horseshit Yeah, shit, dude You fucking dirty old man, you fucking tourist, you wrinkled old twit Fuck you [Chorus 2] Dirty cocksucker, wow! Asshole Asshole Asshole [Outro] Hey asshole Everyone knows you're the Michael Jackson of punk rock Asshole