O. M. W.

[Chorus] I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener That is truly what I'd really love to be 'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener Then everyone would be in love with me [Bridge] Oscar Meyer wieners! Get your hot dogs! Aw, they're made with all this shit from a cow that nobody wants, like mucous and marrow and eyeballs and bile, and all that crap that really makes them taste so damn...really...fucking...good [Chorus] I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener That is truly what I'd really like to be 'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener Then everyone would be in love with me