Psychiatrist

[Verse 1] Johnny got upset and drank a bottle of Sea Breeze Well, Mommy figured out that he wasn't too happy The family looks nice but they're rotting inside They all hate each other but nobody knows why So they go to the shrink, he says, "You're very nice people But Johnny causes pain and negative feelings He really needs help," and then Mommy starts crying "If you give me your checkbook, we can hospitalize him" [Chorus] Made dependent on a doctor for your mental hell Psychiatrist The Ritalin pills are gonna make you well Psychiatrist Months of bliss, your emotional fix Psychiatrist Then give Daddy the bill for the therapy swill Psychiatrist [Verse 2] Your doc is your drug, he's got your medication He gets through to you better when you're under sedation Something from your past that he won't let relax He wishes you were dead but it makes the time last So you sit in the day room and you watch the TV You're never alone, under close scrutiny Don't cause any problems, you'll end up on your back Chock full of Thorazine and trapped like a rat [Chorus] Made dependent on a doctor for your mental hell Psychiatrist The Ritalin pills are gonna make you well Psychiatrist Six weeks of bliss, your emotional fix Psychiatrist Then give Daddy the bill for the therapy swill Psychiatrist