England

[Verse 1] I've just come back from England With astounding, scientific sort of news There exist in England, living creatures Much the same as me and you Sure, it sounds fantastic though But facts are facts most everywhere That was in New York, it was in Paris Maybe the coast of Peru [Chorus] No no no, no not fair, it was England Yes it was, it was England Yes it was, it was England, oh [Verse 2] (How was England weather?) Much like ours, but with a moister sort of air (Their communication?) Much like ours, but with a drier sort of air (Reproduction?) Good question, find a big surprise in there That's just like New York, just like Paris Just like the coast of Peru [Chorus] No no no, me and her, there in England Me and her, there in England Me and her, there in England, oh No no no, lots of fun, there in England Lots of fun, there in England Lots of fun, there in England, oh [Bridge] England, oh, England England, oh, England England, oh, England England, oh, England England, oh, England England, oh, England England, oh, England England, oh, England [Chorus] Oh no no no no, lots of fun, there in England Lots of fun, there in England Lots of fun, there and you know? [Bridge] All right, I could tell you darling That you feel it's just some wild wild fantasy A parallel existence Where we thought we masters really ought to be [Chorus] Sure, go on and doubt it, that I dreamed it up But friend, I know that everywhere is just like England Everywhere is just like England England is just, like everywhere I know No no no, everywhere is just like England Everywhere is just like England England is just, like everywhere I know