Pineapple

Tropical air helps us harvest all year And serves to promote, the vitamin C content In turn yielding greater demand Pineapple Got to send a case to the city jail The warden likes it because it won't conceal Any sort of handmade weapons That are baked right into their buns And the taste is delectable But won't the prisoners hit the table and shout Pineapple, pineapple Pineapple fulfills every need Pineapple (shares are gonna divide) Pineapple (if in us you confide) Got a contract for all of the schools They will use it for all of their meals Sure, the kids will throw it real far 'Cause it ain't a milk chocolate bar But you know it don't stain so bad But won't they fling it at a friend and then shout Pineapple (tastes too healthy to me) Pineapple (it's filled with vitamin C) Pineapple fulfills every need Pineapple (to all the ships at sea) Pineapple (for the English at tea) Pineapple (to the Siamese twins) Pineapple (to heal those who have sinned) Ship some to the Alpine skiing team The coach won't have to worry 'bout, the calories Sure it ain't strudel, they're nice But it helps your balance on ice Puts you back on the winning trail But don't the players moan and groan and then shout Pineapple (we get it every old night) Pineapple (but we're winning all right) Pineapple fulfills every need Pineapple (shares are gonna divide) Pineapple (if in us you confide) Pineapple fulfills every need Pineapple (upward trends are foreseen) Pineapple (so invest in Big P) Pineapple fulfills every need Pineapple (and the tins can be used) Pineapple (for anything that you choose) Pineapple, pineapple So, we'll jet you there, breathe the Hawaiian air Where hula is life, and luaus are for the wife So visit our factory soon