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Moustache

1982

Written by Ron Mael, Russell Mael

Produced by Reinhold Mack

Lyrics

Moustache

[Verse 1] Ala-ala-ala-a lady gets a lotta things She gets a 20 carat ring She gets the alimony too She gets to look good in the nude But there's one place where they've been whipped Between the nose and upper lip, whoo [Chorus] My, my, my, my, my moustache moustache moustache moustache My, my, my, my, my moustache moustache moustache moustache My, my, my, my, my moustache moustache moustache moustache One hundred hairs make a man [Verse 2] I tried a handlebar design My Fu Manchu was real fine My Ronald Colman made 'em blink My Pancho Villa made 'em think But when I trimmed it real small My Jewish friends would never call, whoo [Chorus] My, my, my, my, my moustache moustache moustache moustache My, my, my, my, my moustache moustache moustache moustache My, my, my, my, my moustache moustache moustache moustache One hundred hairs make a man One hundred hairs make a man One hundred hairs make a man [Instrumental Break] [Bridge] My, my, my moustache My, my, my moustache My, my, my moustache [Verse 3] They call me sir and that ain't bad Sometimes they think that I'm my dad And women flirt and you can bet They like that tickle that they get The only time I feel bad Is when they guess the lunch I've had, whoo [Outro] My, my, my, my, my moustache moustache moustache moustache My, my, my, my, my moustache moustache moustache moustache My, my, my, my, my moustache moustache moustache moustache My, my, my, my, my moustache moustache moustache moustache My, my, my, my, my moustache moustache moustache moustache My, my, my, my, my moustache moustache moustache moustache My, my, my, my, my moustache moustache moustache moustache My, my, my, my, my moustache moustache moustache moustache My, my, my, my, my moustache moustache moustache moustache My, my, my, my, my moustache moustache moustache moustache

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About this track

"Moustache" is a song by Sparks, released in 1982. The song was written by Ron Mael, Russell Mael. It was produced by Reinhold Mack.

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Contributors

Leslie Bohem— 42 credits as bass →
David Kendrick— 74 credits as songwriter →
Reinhold Mack— 217 credits as songwriter & producer →
Bob Haag— 42 credits as guitar →
Ron Mael— 811 credits as songwriter & producer →
Brian Gardner— 4,431 credits as songwriter →
Reinhold Mack— 217 credits as songwriter & producer →

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