I'm Illegal

[Verse 1] I'm afraid walking down the street Holding hands with my girlfriend That some cop is gonna arrest me (Uh, excuse me ladies) Sometimes I think I've even done something wrong [Chorus] Invite me in show me around Make me feel safe I am illegal I'm nearly gone [Verse 2] I have this vivid memory of being in a boat with a friend I was eleven I said girls can't get married to each other I remember thinking how fucked up that was (That is so fucked up!) You say you have a ban on affection, did I hear you right? [Chorus] Well I am illegal Invite me in show me around Make me feel safe [Verse 3] What do you think 'cause I'm not sure whether I didn't get that job (We hired someone else) Because my hair's parted on the wrong side or because I'm a flaming S&M rubber dyke (Whack!) Woo! [Outro] Well, I am illegal