I'm Illegal

[Verse 1]

I'm afraid walking down the street

Holding hands with my girlfriend

That some cop is gonna arrest me (Uh, excuse me ladies)

Sometimes I think I've even done something wrong

[Chorus]

Invite me in show me around

Make me feel safe I am illegal

I'm nearly gone

[Verse 2]

I have this vivid memory of being in a boat with a friend

I was eleven I said girls can't get married to each other

I remember thinking how fucked up that was (That is so fucked up!)

You say you have a ban on affection, did I hear you right?

[Chorus]

Well I am illegal

Invite me in show me around

Make me feel safe

[Verse 3]

What do you think 'cause I'm not sure whether I didn't get that job (We hired someone else)

Because my hair's parted on the wrong side or because I'm a flaming S&M rubber dyke (Whack!)

Woo!

[Outro]

Well, I am illegal