[Intro: Jody Bleyle, Phranc]
Hey, Phranc!
Hey, [?]!
What's happenin'?
Not much, just taking a bath
Well, Phranc, remember what you told me last time you called?
[?], what did I say?
[Verse 1]
My mom says she loves me
But I know it's not yes, yes, yes she does
'Cause she doesn't treat me
Like you treat someone you love
You love
[Chorus]
But I can choose my own family
I'll take one Uncle Phranc
She's seen what it is to feel and be called crazy
I love my Uncle Phranc
[Verse 2]
She told me if I go in the ocean
I've got to know it's the shark's world
She told me not to fuck with straight girls
She told me not to take pills, not to take pills
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
Take one Uncle Phranc
Take one Uncle Phranc
[Verse 3]
My mom says she loves me
But I don't think it's love
Cause she only loves me
When I act just like she does
[Outro]
And that's emotional blackmail
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