Uncle Phranc

[Intro: Jody Bleyle, Phranc]

Hey, Phranc!

Hey, [?]!

What's happenin'?

Not much, just taking a bath

Well, Phranc, remember what you told me last time you called?

[?], what did I say?

[Verse 1]

My mom says she loves me

But I know it's not yes, yes, yes she does

'Cause she doesn't treat me

Like you treat someone you love

You love

[Chorus]

But I can choose my own family

I'll take one Uncle Phranc

She's seen what it is to feel and be called crazy

I love my Uncle Phranc

[Verse 2]

She told me if I go in the ocean

I've got to know it's the shark's world

She told me not to fuck with straight girls

She told me not to take pills, not to take pills

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

Take one Uncle Phranc

Take one Uncle Phranc

[Verse 3]

My mom says she loves me

But I don't think it's love

Cause she only loves me

When I act just like she does

[Outro]

And that's emotional blackmail