Smooth

[Intro: DJ EZ Dicc] This is DJ EZ Dicc, and this is the Golden Shower Hour Early in the morning Wake your goat mouth ass up This is 187.4 FM on your dial And we flippin' it just like this For all you muathfuckin' real G's out there, huh? Come wit' the real shit, 187.4 FM on ya dial [Verse 1: Snoop Doggy Dogg] Uh, to the tick-tock, ya don't stop Uh, to the beep-beep, and you don't freak Uh, check it out, baby bubba in the place to be My name is Snoop (Say what?) The one they wanna see So uh..., blaze up the bud and break out the champagne 'Cause we rollin' in the fast lane, tryin' to find the right lane Doin' it just like playas, layin' down laws Governors, mayors pay us to stay up on top of thangs There's somethin' ‘bout bein' in dat Dogg Pound Gang That makes me wanna have some type of hustle in life If bein' wrong is broke, I can’t be right Despite all the madness you hear nowadays Stealin’ rhymes from super duper scenes to get you paid But you played yaself, 'cause you can’t play me I see through you, but you can’t see me [Chorus: Val Young & (Snoop)] He's been watchin' you! (He'll be watchin') So smooth Long Beach is on the move (Smooth, like the motion of water) He's been watchin' you! (He'll be watchin' you) So smooth (So smooth) Long Beach is on the move [Verse 2: Kurupt] Now, I’m a bonafide microphone technician wit' styles I came to storm on these MC's like electrical clouds Hear me now — a Born Killer like Mick n' Mall' Down to trip and empty clips, and permanently exile The oppositions, competition — discrete and dismantled Light ‘em up like candlesticks wit' the instinct of a vandal Vandalize, how I reprimand MC's to freeze Movin' guarantees the temperature's decreased degrees Frozen stiff, 'cause what I’m holdin’ lifts the soul This mental automatic weapon keeps me in control Never fold, I scald like water in order to let these MC's know I slaughter So time's gettin' shorter It sorta limits ya, but to me, the sky’s the limit Ya know I diminish ya to dust, TEC's sinister Bust one rhyme that’s like a voodoo hex Connect complex styles wit' my vast high-tech flex 'Cause when there’s an MC like me who’s in there like swimwear Don’t despite me, 'cause all the hoes like me, mashin’ in Nikes I done seen niggas on TV, dissin' to get deals Now, I got one question, nigga — how does it feel? Check ya game, but I ain't even sayin' no names Proclaimed lyricist dissin’ this for fortune and fame Did I do somethin' to ya? Did we serve ya hoes? 'Cause your on TV rappin’ like ya knew me and know me But you don’t really know me Dat muthafuckin' nigga from Tha D-P-G! Tha K-U-R-U-P-T! I’m too smooth (Muthafucka) [Chorus x2: Val Young] He's been watchin' you! (He'll be watchin') So smooth (You) Dogg Pound Is on the move (Is on the move) [Scratched Sample] Everybody's gotta hear the shit... [Outro: DJ EZ Dicc] I know that's right Real smooth here on 187.4 FM on ya dial The station that's playin' platinum hits, baby That's keepin' you comin' And I'm the DJ with the fattest sack, DJ E...Z Look between my legs and you'll know why On that station that's sockin' some soul to yo' ass W-Ballz fadin' 'em all And now we're gonna take some calls: [Caller 1] I wanna dedicate this one to my girl Cheryl Out there, man, with a fat ass! Biatch! [Caller 2] Yo, this is Barry White Yo, Tha Dogg Pound, y'all muthafuckaz soundin' good Sho' you right Keep doin' what you're doin', you playas [Caller 3: Kevin "Slo Jammin'" James] I'm Kevin "Slo Jammin'" James from 92.3 The Beat Man, this shit is so smooth I'm switchin' up, get me an application I wanna work for W Ballz