Smooth

[Intro: DJ EZ Dicc]

This is DJ EZ Dicc, and this is the Golden Shower Hour

Early in the morning

Wake your goat mouth ass up

This is 187.4 FM on your dial

And we flippin' it just like this

For all you muathfuckin' real G's out there, huh?

Come wit' the real shit, 187.4 FM on ya dial

[Verse 1: Snoop Doggy Dogg]

Uh, to the tick-tock, ya don't stop

Uh, to the beep-beep, and you don't freak

Uh, check it out, baby bubba in the place to be

My name is Snoop (Say what?) The one they wanna see

So uh..., blaze up the bud and break out the champagne

'Cause we rollin' in the fast lane, tryin' to find the right lane

Doin' it just like playas, layin' down laws

Governors, mayors pay us to stay up on top of thangs

There's somethin' ‘bout bein' in dat Dogg Pound Gang

That makes me wanna have some type of hustle in life

If bein' wrong is broke, I can’t be right

Despite all the madness you hear nowadays

Stealin’ rhymes from super duper scenes to get you paid

But you played yaself, 'cause you can’t play me

I see through you, but you can’t see me

[Chorus: Val Young & (Snoop)]

He's been watchin' you! (He'll be watchin')

So smooth

Long Beach is on the move

(Smooth, like the motion of water)

He's been watchin' you! (He'll be watchin' you)

So smooth (So smooth)

Long Beach is on the move

[Verse 2: Kurupt]

Now, I’m a bonafide microphone technician wit' styles

I came to storm on these MC's like electrical clouds

Hear me now — a Born Killer like Mick n' Mall'

Down to trip and empty clips, and permanently exile

The oppositions, competition — discrete and dismantled

Light ‘em up like candlesticks wit' the instinct of a vandal

Vandalize, how I reprimand MC's to freeze

Movin' guarantees the temperature's decreased degrees

Frozen stiff, 'cause what I’m holdin’ lifts the soul

This mental automatic weapon keeps me in control

Never fold, I scald like water in order to let these MC's know I slaughter

So time's gettin' shorter

It sorta limits ya, but to me, the sky’s the limit

Ya know I diminish ya to dust, TEC's sinister

Bust one rhyme that’s like a voodoo hex

Connect complex styles wit' my vast high-tech flex

'Cause when there’s an MC like me who’s in there like swimwear

Don’t despite me, 'cause all the hoes like me, mashin’ in Nikes

I done seen niggas on TV, dissin' to get deals

Now, I got one question, nigga — how does it feel?

Check ya game, but I ain't even sayin' no names

Proclaimed lyricist dissin’ this for fortune and fame

Did I do somethin' to ya? Did we serve ya hoes?

'Cause your on TV rappin’ like ya knew me and know me

But you don’t really know me

Dat muthafuckin' nigga from Tha D-P-G! Tha K-U-R-U-P-T!

I’m too smooth (Muthafucka)

[Chorus x2: Val Young]

He's been watchin' you! (He'll be watchin')

So smooth (You)

Dogg Pound Is on the move (Is on the move)

[Scratched Sample]

Everybody's gotta hear the shit...

[Outro: DJ EZ Dicc]

I know that's right

Real smooth here on 187.4 FM on ya dial

The station that's playin' platinum hits, baby

That's keepin' you comin'

And I'm the DJ with the fattest sack, DJ E...Z

Look between my legs and you'll know why

On that station that's sockin' some soul to yo' ass

W-Ballz fadin' 'em all

And now we're gonna take some calls:

[Caller 1]

I wanna dedicate this one to my girl Cheryl

Out there, man, with a fat ass! Biatch!

[Caller 2]

Yo, this is Barry White

Yo, Tha Dogg Pound, y'all muthafuckaz soundin' good

Sho' you right

Keep doin' what you're doin', you playas

[Caller 3: Kevin "Slo Jammin'" James]

I'm Kevin "Slo Jammin'" James from 92.3 The Beat

Man, this shit is so smooth

I'm switchin' up, get me an application

I wanna work for W Ballz