No Funeral

[Verse 1] We've all done things that we're horrified by Roll up, roll up, get your closure from me On the day that I die, in the autopsy They'll find a whole host of things that were wrong with me No funeral No funeral No funeral, no funeral [Verse 2] Who put the "jerk" in "tearjerker"? Who put the "ass" in "catastrophe"? On the day that I die, when they bury me I want the worms all to know I wasn't lazy Be humble Be humble Three ways of being humble [Chorus] I came, I saw, that's all And well, I fеll, oh well [Verse 3] I was a Martian, I died I used to brеathe carbon dioxide Boris, prophet, from the past, a warning He's not an ordinary guy The only one who survived The other staff at CNN have all died Doomsday, Turner, video to transmitter The band plays one last time [Chorus] I came, I saw, that's all And well, I fell, oh well I came, I saw, that's all I came, I came again