No Funeral

[Verse 1]

We've all done things that we're horrified by

Roll up, roll up, get your closure from me

On the day that I die, in the autopsy

They'll find a whole host of things that were wrong with me

No funeral

No funeral

No funeral, no funeral

[Verse 2]

Who put the "jerk" in "tearjerker"?

Who put the "ass" in "catastrophe"?

On the day that I die, when they bury me

I want the worms all to know I wasn't lazy

Be humble

Be humble

Three ways of being humble

[Chorus]

I came, I saw, that's all

And well, I fеll, oh well

[Verse 3]

I was a Martian, I died

I used to brеathe carbon dioxide

Boris, prophet, from the past, a warning

He's not an ordinary guy

The only one who survived

The other staff at CNN have all died

Doomsday, Turner, video to transmitter

The band plays one last time

[Chorus]

I came, I saw, that's all

And well, I fell, oh well

I came, I saw, that's all

I came, I came again