Petrol Head

[Verse 1] Do you remember when I coughed up blood for nine whole months of my life? I am the author of all sighs And back then you were oh so great at solitude "Does your missus know you cheat?" Why don't you make like a tree? Yeah why don't you make like everyone I've ever loved and leave? Honk if you're horny, honk if you're horny [Verse 2] The only reason that we're all safe is because nobody here wants to die Read a book, they said, read a book Well, I read a book, and didn't much like what I learned I paint the discs upon my body I douse myself in the thick, white soup I feel the ghost of your touch, oh how I long to be your host Trusting everyone, touching everyone Honk if you're horny, honk if you're horny [Outro] The only reason that we're all safe is because nobody here wants to die The only reason that we're all safe is because nobody here wants to die