Petrol Head

[Verse 1]

Do you remember when I coughed up blood for nine whole months of my life?

I am the author of all sighs

And back then you were oh so great at solitude

"Does your missus know you cheat?"

Why don't you make like a tree?

Yeah why don't you make like everyone I've ever loved and leave?

Honk if you're horny, honk if you're horny

[Verse 2]

The only reason that we're all safe is because nobody here wants to die

Read a book, they said, read a book

Well, I read a book, and didn't much like what I learned

I paint the discs upon my body

I douse myself in the thick, white soup

I feel the ghost of your touch, oh how I long to be your host

Trusting everyone, touching everyone

Honk if you're horny, honk if you're horny

[Outro]

The only reason that we're all safe is because nobody here wants to die

The only reason that we're all safe is because nobody here wants to die