Gareth is a guy where I work
He's an asshole and he's a jerk
The boss says he's one heck of a clerk
Yeah Gareth is all ears at work
Oh yeah I've been watching you Gareth
'Cause Gareth's been watching you
Morning by the copy machine
Gareth does his usual routine
Takes notes of all the things that he sees
Making lots of enemies
Coffee break at two o'clock
Gareth's like a cuckoo clock
Then he raises his coffee cup
And he begins to speak
Please give a big hand for our boss
Without him we would get lost
We wouldn't be anything at all
Hip hip hip hooray!
Five o'clock we stayed at the work
Waiting for the heck of a clerk
Longing for the final desert
Gareth had no longer his smirk
Oh yeah I've been watching you Gareth
'Cause Gareth's been watching you
Oh yeah I've been watching you Gareth
'Cause Gareth's been watching us
Oh yeah I've been watching you Gareth
'Cause Gareth's been watching me
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