Gareth

Gareth is a guy where I work He's an asshole and he's a jerk The boss says he's one heck of a clerk Yeah Gareth is all ears at work Oh yeah I've been watching you Gareth 'Cause Gareth's been watching you Morning by the copy machine Gareth does his usual routine Takes notes of all the things that he sees Making lots of enemies Coffee break at two o'clock Gareth's like a cuckoo clock Then he raises his coffee cup And he begins to speak Please give a big hand for our boss Without him we would get lost We wouldn't be anything at all Hip hip hip hooray! Five o'clock we stayed at the work Waiting for the heck of a clerk Longing for the final desert Gareth had no longer his smirk Oh yeah I've been watching you Gareth 'Cause Gareth's been watching you Oh yeah I've been watching you Gareth 'Cause Gareth's been watching us Oh yeah I've been watching you Gareth 'Cause Gareth's been watching me