Gareth

Gareth is a guy where I work

He's an asshole and he's a jerk

The boss says he's one heck of a clerk

Yeah Gareth is all ears at work

Oh yeah I've been watching you Gareth

'Cause Gareth's been watching you

Morning by the copy machine

Gareth does his usual routine

Takes notes of all the things that he sees

Making lots of enemies

Coffee break at two o'clock

Gareth's like a cuckoo clock

Then he raises his coffee cup

And he begins to speak

Please give a big hand for our boss

Without him we would get lost

We wouldn't be anything at all

Hip hip hip hooray!

Five o'clock we stayed at the work

Waiting for the heck of a clerk

Longing for the final desert

Gareth had no longer his smirk

Oh yeah I've been watching you Gareth

'Cause Gareth's been watching you

Oh yeah I've been watching you Gareth

'Cause Gareth's been watching us

Oh yeah I've been watching you Gareth

'Cause Gareth's been watching me