4Chan

[Verse 1] Well, I ate my Christmas dinner from a can Y’know, I didn’t want to interrupt my festive COD marathon Started up, completely unclothed Well, there’s no point in dressing, for these times Harassed some snowflakes, for the lulz Well they’ve got to learn that offence is a part of life And dicks out for old Harambe I’m not alone, I’m online [Chorus] Cause I’m on 4Chan I’m into /pol/ and /b/ And it feels… feels good, man To be making history [Verse 2] And today I’ve photoshopped four new photographs Of Tyler Durden and good old Patrick Bateman And now my Steam account has got two new followers And I’ve spammed some feminists with troll faces I’m cooling on pig’s blood, and I’m Geekbenching over seven thousand Why I’m incel, I’ll never comprehend And they say the kids can’t accomplish anything these days But then again, they’re way behind [Chorus] And I’m on 4Chan I’m into /mu/ and /v/ And it feels… feels good, man And I’m gonna kill all normies [Verse 3] But who you gonna call? Oh, when the boards are slow, or your server’s down Well not Kristen Wiig, that’s for sure Have another crank, by the window I said, who you gonna call? Oh, when you can’t bear the noise of it, and you finally see through it all And then you decide to sell all your cryptos Well you’re just some dude who decided to stay at home [Chorus] On 4Chan Drawing pictures of cartoon frogs And pissing all over everyone, for no reason [Outro] (I'm on 4Chan) (I'm on 4Chan) (I'm on 4Chan)