Mudslide

This ain't no double entendre This ain't no euphamism This is real life I'm describing a natural disaster Mudflow Land mass Shifting beneath our feet Houses

Floating on down the street Debris, wreck and ruin bubbling along like butter would not melt Deluge neverending and the rain drops never cease to pelt Mudslide It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide Mudslide

Neighbours Thus far I have managed to avoid Flounder As they're drawn deep down into the watery void Gestriculating wildly, but it's awkward so I wave ta-ta But their distanct cries of anguish play havoc with my cha-cha Mudslide It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide

I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide Mudslide Somewhere under the mudflow way down low There lies my dear beloved gazebo Mudslide It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide You know what this is? It's a fookin' mudslide