Uniball

[Verse 1] His counterpart was hacked out by A scalpel-happy physician Uniball just moved into the central position Grown so big, there simply wasn't enough room in the sack Sometimes, a tiny part of me longs to have my old friend... back [Chorus] Uniball Rolling away Left you alone Alone, you will stay Uniball Loading the gun Solitary There can be but one Uniball [Verse 2] The odds are stacked against him He could've surrendered meekly Uniball still runs the baby factory uniquely Single-handedly, he toils, from nightfall to the crack Sometimes, a tiny part of me longs to have my old friend... back (Bass!) [Chorus] Uniball Rolling away Left you alone Alone, you will stay Uniball Loading the gun Solitary There can be but one Uniball [Solo] Why, Uniball, have you forsaken me Left me alone, here, in this fleshy prison?