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The Darkness – Uniball (2017) | Track profile | Dork

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The Darkness
Pinewood Smile
Uniball

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Uniball

Release date: 6th October 2017

From Pinewood Smile

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About This Track

"Uniball" is a track by The Darkness, from the album Pinewood Smile, released 6th October 2017. It's filed under Hard Rock. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 8 articles about The Darkness.

About the Artist

The Darkness

The Darkness

Lyrics

Uniball

[Verse 1]

His counterpart was hacked out by

A scalpel-happy physician

Uniball just moved into the central position

Grown so big, there simply wasn't enough room in the sack

Sometimes, a tiny part of me longs to have my old friend... back

[Chorus]

Uniball

Rolling away

Left you alone

Alone, you will stay

Uniball

Loading the gun

Solitary

There can be but one

Uniball

[Verse 2]

The odds are stacked against him

He could've surrendered meekly

Uniball still runs the baby factory uniquely

Single-handedly, he toils, from nightfall to the crack

Sometimes, a tiny part of me longs to have my old friend... back

(Bass!)

[Chorus]

Uniball

Rolling away

Left you alone

Alone, you will stay

Uniball

Loading the gun

Solitary

There can be but one

Uniball

[Solo]

Why, Uniball, have you forsaken me

Left me alone, here, in this fleshy prison?

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Track details

From Pinewood Smile

2017

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Album

6th October 2017

Release year

2017

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3:21
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3:13
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3:53
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—Seagulls (Losing My Virginity)
—Rack of Glam
—Uniball

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Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer: Dan Hawkins, Frankie Poullain, Justin Hawkins, Rufus Tiger Taylor
Producer: Adrian Bushby