Gravity

[Verse 1] Gravity plays favorites I know it cause I saw Honest to god, officer, it's awful Down at work I'm getting too familiar with the floor Trading in my talents by the mouthful [Verse 2] Hate to break it to you but it's out of my control Forces go to work while we are sleeping If I could attack with a more sensible approach Obviously that's what I'd be doing...right? Someone tell her, someone get her up [Chorus] Now Necks are cracking sideways Hit me from the back side I am on the white side You are on the black side Cut a piece that's bite size Shoot me from my good side If you got a straight line This would be a good time [Verse 3] Gravity works slowly if you notice it at all Some of us are getting mighty lucky (aren't we?) If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall You think I can't fly? Well you just watch me, watch me Someone tell her, someone get her up [Break] You can do it! (A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z) (Right foot) Right foot! (Left foot) Left foot! That's just the way we showed you Look, it's in color! Someone's in our seats, Dad! Posture Oh, oh, oh Posture Oh, oh Look, I think he's going now Oh my God, I'm gonna see if he's moving, okay? I think we've lost him! [Chorus] Now Necks are cracking sideways Hit me from the back side I am on the thin side You are on the fat side Cut a piece that's bite size Shoot me from my bad side If you want a straight line This'd be a good time [Outro] The sky is always falling down on me The sky is always falling down on me The sky is always falling down on me So officer, forgive me please!