Sex Changes

[Verse 1] Dear Mr. and/or Mrs. sender: We're pleased to inform you that your application's been accepted Starting from the time you get this letter Your life will be one never-ending “Hope you're feeling better” You get your choice of anesthetic Ah ah ah, we need to chop your clock off Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock It might not be what you expected Ah-ah-ah-oh, there is no money back once you've been ripped off, ripped off, ripped off [Chorus] Today's a very special day Ah-oh, the boys'll murder for it but what will the neighbors say? It leaves you feeling pretty hollow It might be nice to look at Don't forget you're stuck with it tomorrow and tomorrow, and tomorrow Hey! [Verse 2] You're big enough to stop pretending You'll start to really show it in a week or so So don't go saying it's just come to your attention Ah-ah-ah-oh, you'll get more than you're asking for without the right protection [Chorus] Today's a very special day Ah-oh, and how you'd love to have a little thing with which to play But love won't get you very far, oh Today be still your beating heart You'll have to keep on feeding it tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow [Bridge] Boys will be boys will be boys will be boys will be boys will be boys will be girls with no warning, ah-ha Girls will be girls will be guys will be boys that don't cry over toys that they use to beat girls they despise by the morning, ah-ah-oh They always said that sex would change you, change you, change you, change you... [Verse 3] No second thoughts the knife is nearing You'll never hear the little pitter-patter pitter-patter Of this little feat of engineering Ah-ah-ah-oh, of course I love you and of course it's what's inside that matters But I think the whole charade is ending Ah-ah-ah-ah, it seems to me to be the only way to keep from getting Caught up in a long life of regretting The doctors say that once you get a taste for it you'll keep on cutting [Chorus] But while we happen to be here Ah-oh, why don't you whisper all those sweet forevers in my ear (hey!) Stiff upper lip in all this sorrow Hurry up and stick it in You never know when it will end Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow [Outro] Ah-ah-ah, they always said that sex would change you, change you, change you, change you Ha!