Missed Me

[Verse 1] Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me If you kiss me, mister, I might tell my sister If I tell her, mister, she might tell my mother and my Mother, mister, just might tell my father and my father Mister, he won't be too happy and he'll have his lawyer Come up from the city and arrest you, mister So I wouldn't miss me if you get me, mister, see? [Verse 2] Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me If you kiss me, mister, you must think I'm pretty If you think so, mister, you must want to fuck me If you fuck me, mister, it must mean you love me If you love me, mister, you would never leave me It's as simple as can be! [Verse 3] Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me If you miss me, mister, why do you keep leaving? If you trick me, mister, I will make you suffer And they'll get you, mister, put you in the slammer and Forget you, mister then you'll miss me, won't you- Won't you miss me, won't you miss me? Won't you miss me? [Verse 4] Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me If you kiss me, mister, take responsibility I'm fragile, mister, just like any girl would be And so misunderstood (so treat me delicately!) [Verse 5] Missed me, missed me, now you've gone and done it Hope you're happy in the county penitentiary It serves you right for kissing little girls But I will visit if you miss me Say you miss me How's the food they feed you? Do you miss me? Will you kiss me through the window? Do you miss me, miss me? Will they ever let you go? I miss my mister so!