First Orgasm

[Verse 1] It is a Thursday I get up early It is a challenge I'm usually lazy [Verse 2] I make some coffee I eat some Rice Chex And then I sit down To check my inbox [Pre-Chorus 1] I only read a word or two I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue [Chorus 1] The first orgasm of the morning Is cold and hard as hell There won't be any second coming As far as I can tell [Verse 3] I arch my back cause I'm very close now It's very cold here By the window [Verse 4] There are some school kids Yelling and running I barely notice That I am cumming [Chorus 2] The first orgasm of the morning Is like a fire drill It's nice to have a little warning But not enjoyable [Verse 5] I am too busy to have friends A lover would just complicate my plans So I will never look for love again I'm taking matters into my own hands I'm taking matters into my own hands [Outro] I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me Won't you hold me? Won't you hold me?