Cabin Fever

[PIRATE]

I got cabin fever. It's burning in my brain

[PIRATE]

I got cabin fever. It's driving me insane!

[COMPANY]

We've got cabin fever. We're flipping our bandanas

Been stuck at sea so long that we

Have simply gone bananas!

Chicka-chicka-boom-boom-chic-

Boom-boom-boom-chic

Chicka-chicka-boom-boom-chic-

Chic-boom-boom-boom-chic

[LEW ZEALAND and TWO PIRATES]

We, we

We got cabin fever. We lost what sense we had

We got cabin fever. We're all going mad!

[COMPANY]

My sanity is hanging by a thread

Since we're going nowhere

I've gone out of my head

We were sailing, sailing over the bounding main-

[LEW ZEALAND]

(spoken)

And now we're not! Hehehe!

[COWBOY PIRATE]

Grab your partner by the ears

Lash him to the wheel

Do-si-do, step on the toe

Listen to him squeal!

Allemande left, allemande right

It's time to sail or sink

Swing your partner over the side

And drop him in the drink. Hehe!

[POSH PIRATE 1]

We've got cabin fever-

[POSH PIRATE 2]

-no 'ifs,' 'ands,' or 'buts.'

[POSH PIRATE 1]

We disoriented-

[POSH PIRATE 2]

And demented-

[BOTH]

-and a little nuts

[PIRATES]

Ach du lieber, Volkswagen car (Yo-del-ay-dee-hee)

Sauerbraten, wienerschnitzel

Und a wunderbar- (Yo-del-ay-dee-hoo)

[PIRATES]

We were sailing, sailing. The wind was on our side

[REAL OLD TOM]

But then it died

[SPOTTED DICK]

I got cabin fever. I think I lost my grip

[PIRATE]

I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script

[PIRATE]

(spoken)

Si

[ANGEL MARIE]

I was floating near a tropic moon

And dreaming of a blue lagoon

Now I'm as crazy as a loon! HAHA!

[COMPANY]

Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard

This once proud vessel has become

A floating psycho ward

We were sailing, sailing, heading who knows where

And now though we're all here

We're not all there!

Cabin fever, ha!