Feeling Groovy

I'm feeling so sick, someone get me a beer My life is a shambles, you know I'm a Queer My head it really pounds and pounds Records just go round and round Mom and Dad - they just hate my guts The only girls I know are sluts Say I'm deeply troubled Oh I shake my head it just ain't so Daddy beat me with a hose Got kicked out of the Webelos Feeling so groovy I'm feeling so groovy I'm feeling so groovy it sucks Phone's disconnected, hey I'll never learn Just eleven more months 'til my income tax returns I'm really not that dumb you know Got lots of beer and Tuinols Ran over Rin Tin Tin today His Alpo's mine now, hey it's great Say I'm deeply troubled Oh I shake my head it just ain't so Daddy beat me with a hose Kicked out of the Webelos (Chorus) Well I was walking down the street With my head held high Thinking everything was alright When a big fat bird came and shit on my head Man that's the story of my life Feeling so sick, someone get me a beer My life is a shambles, you know I'm Joe Queer I'm not really that dumb you know Got lots of beer and Tuinols Ran over Rin Tin TIn today His Alpo's mine now, hey it's great Say I'm deeply troubled Oh I shake my head it just ain't so I've gone completely out of hand I want Dan Vapid in my band (Chorus)