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Half Shitfaced Lyrics — The Queers | Dork

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Half Shitfaced Lyrics

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Half Shitfaced

From Later Days and Better Lays

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Half Shitfaced

I think paying fucking rent sucks I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks I spilled a beer in the living room I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon Half shitfaced Half shitfaced Half shitfaced Half shitfaced GO! Out ex-guitar player sucks He ripped us off for two hundred bucks His girlfriend's got a fucking fat ass And an ugly face to match Half shitfaced...

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"Half Shitfaced" is a song by The Queers from the album Later Days and Better Lays.

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