[Intro - David Icke sample]
5G is a weapon
It’s used by the military
People scatter
Because they get the feeling their skin’s on fire!
[Verse 1 - Joey]
From the bottom of your heart
It was over from the start
And the bottom of the barrel
Maybe we should skedaddle
I’m caged up
Like an animal
I’m getting juiced up, yeah
On the Anavar
Next time you see me
I’ll be ripped like some basic bitch jeans
Joey Exotic sort of bullshit
Living the American meme
[Chorus - Rowan and Joey]
Oh no, it’s not fair
You’re a nightmare
You’re a nightmare
[Verse 2 - Joey]
Day 50 of Covid-19
Sitting on my arse is meant to be a dream
But I’m scared the old lady isn’t listening
I try to tell her different
But she says I’ve got some front
All I’ve ever wanted was the front of the NME
But the NME don’t cover me
[Chorus - Rowan and Joey]
Oh no, it’s not fair
You’re a nightmare
You’re a nightmare
[Verse 3 - Joey]
Smooth
Like the back of your neck
Like my hairless chest
Like my favourite silk dress
Made my idols my peers
What did you do for the last six years?
I might be a fat depressed addict
You wouldn’t know because you’ve never had it
And it is a disease, they say it isn’t contagious
But I think it runs in the family
Because it comes around in stages
I make a meal out of everything
Could make a million out of the songs I sing
Yeah it’s just a pipe dream
And yeah it just might seem
That it’s not about to happen
But I’ve put too much into it
And I’m terribly worn out
So if the house insists on winning
I’m getting dragged out
[Chorus - Rowan and Joey]
Oh no, it’s not fair
You’re a nightmare
You’re a nightmare
Oh no, it’s not fair
You’re a nightmare
You’re a nightmare
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