Nightmare (Lockdown Mix)

[Intro - David Icke sample]

5G is a weapon

It’s used by the military

People scatter

Because they get the feeling their skin’s on fire!

[Verse 1 - Joey]

From the bottom of your heart

It was over from the start

And the bottom of the barrel

Maybe we should skedaddle

I’m caged up

Like an animal

I’m getting juiced up, yeah

On the Anavar

Next time you see me

I’ll be ripped like some basic bitch jeans

Joey Exotic sort of bullshit

Living the American meme

[Chorus - Rowan and Joey]

Oh no, it’s not fair

You’re a nightmare

You’re a nightmare

[Verse 2 - Joey]

Day 50 of Covid-19

Sitting on my arse is meant to be a dream

But I’m scared the old lady isn’t listening

I try to tell her different

But she says I’ve got some front

All I’ve ever wanted was the front of the NME

But the NME don’t cover me

[Chorus - Rowan and Joey]

Oh no, it’s not fair

You’re a nightmare

You’re a nightmare

[Verse 3 - Joey]

Smooth

Like the back of your neck

Like my hairless chest

Like my favourite silk dress

Made my idols my peers

What did you do for the last six years?

I might be a fat depressed addict

You wouldn’t know because you’ve never had it

And it is a disease, they say it isn’t contagious

But I think it runs in the family

Because it comes around in stages

I make a meal out of everything

Could make a million out of the songs I sing

Yeah it’s just a pipe dream

And yeah it just might seem

That it’s not about to happen

But I’ve put too much into it

And I’m terribly worn out

So if the house insists on winning

I’m getting dragged out

[Chorus - Rowan and Joey]

Oh no, it’s not fair

You’re a nightmare

You’re a nightmare

Oh no, it’s not fair

You’re a nightmare

You’re a nightmare