My Name Is Bart

[Verse 1: Bart Simpson] My name is Bart and I am funky My name is Bart the one and only I did not come to get around Let's get this straight let's get it down I've seen those T-Shirts I've seen that face I've seen the phony Bart all over the place That Bart's a bootleg that Bart's a fake He's out to fool you man he's on the take But now it's time to take a stand There's only one Bart dude and I'm the man My name is Bart and I am funky My name is Bart the one and only Hurt me now [Verse 2: Bart Simpson] My name is Bart and I am funky When it comes to funk I ain't no flunky I'm more than dangerous I am unique The proto punk the super freak I ooze ganache that certain flair I reek of style and several affair I wrote this song I know you know it Some dude from Minnesota he came and stole it But I can't be bought, oh no, I won't be sold When they made me they tossed the mold My name is Bart and I am funky My name is Bart the one and only Hurt me now (Ooh) (Ow Not there, hey) Hey man don't really hurt me, thats just a figure of speech [Bridge: Bart Simpson] Hey Lisa play some horn on my song Oh yea that's it Oh no mamma We'll be jamming Play it, dig it, get down Bring it back ooh There you go? Very bad Oh Yeah [Interlude: Bart Simpson + Marge Simpson + Lisa Simpson] Bart have you done your homework? Not now mom we're working on my new song It's not his song mom he stole it from Prince! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Tell the truth Bart Alright, alright but I only borrowed it he wasn't using it this week Well maybe they'll complain about this Okay [Verse 3: Bart Simpson] My name is Bart I'm not so funky It's still my name Bart, the one and only I am not Prince or anyone else When all is said and done I'm just myself I'm not Nirvana I'm not Lyle Lovett I'm the underachiever and still proud of it I know I pull some crazy stuff Like acting rude, I play too rough But now I've changed I've seen the light I'm on the straight and narrow all make it right My name is Bart I'm not so funky My name is Bart the one and only Don't hurt me now... Do anything, dont hurt me know [Outro: Bart Simpson] Bart, get it right I'm Bart my name is Bart