My Name Is Bart

[Verse 1: Bart Simpson]

My name is Bart and I am funky

My name is Bart the one and only

I did not come to get around

Let's get this straight let's get it down

I've seen those T-Shirts I've seen that face

I've seen the phony Bart all over the place

That Bart's a bootleg that Bart's a fake

He's out to fool you man he's on the take

But now it's time to take a stand

There's only one Bart dude and I'm the man

My name is Bart and I am funky

My name is Bart the one and only

Hurt me now

[Verse 2: Bart Simpson]

My name is Bart and I am funky

When it comes to funk I ain't no flunky

I'm more than dangerous I am unique

The proto punk the super freak

I ooze ganache that certain flair

I reek of style and several affair

I wrote this song I know you know it

Some dude from Minnesota he came and stole it

But I can't be bought, oh no, I won't be sold

When they made me they tossed the mold

My name is Bart and I am funky

My name is Bart the one and only

Hurt me now

(Ooh)

(Ow Not there, hey)

Hey man don't really hurt me, thats just a figure of speech

[Bridge: Bart Simpson]

Hey Lisa play some horn on my song

Oh yea that's it

Oh no mamma

We'll be jamming

Play it, dig it, get down

Bring it back ooh

There you go? Very bad

Oh Yeah

[Interlude: Bart Simpson + Marge Simpson + Lisa Simpson]

Bart have you done your homework?

Not now mom we're working on my new song

It's not his song mom he stole it from Prince!

Did not!

Did too!

Did not!

Did too!

Did not!

Tell the truth Bart

Alright, alright but I only borrowed it he wasn't using it this week

Well maybe they'll complain about this

Okay

[Verse 3: Bart Simpson]

My name is Bart I'm not so funky

It's still my name Bart, the one and only

I am not Prince or anyone else

When all is said and done I'm just myself

I'm not Nirvana I'm not Lyle Lovett

I'm the underachiever and still proud of it

I know I pull some crazy stuff

Like acting rude, I play too rough

But now I've changed I've seen the light

I'm on the straight and narrow all make it right

My name is Bart I'm not so funky

My name is Bart the one and only

Don't hurt me now...

Do anything, dont hurt me know

[Outro: Bart Simpson]

Bart, get it right I'm Bart my name is Bart