Theme Park Blues

[Verse 1] It feels like hydration was just the thing found in my youth Because last Tuesday I got a spot of, a spot of bad news A spot of bad news [Verse 2] The next day we sped up the slow lane to Blackpool And when we got there, there was always an empty space on the same ride as you An empty seat next to you [Chorus] It's just there's not much you can do If you've got the theme park blues Theme park blues [Verse 3] I can see teenage mothers feeding their children fags and candy But a patriotic feeling surges up inside from my land of hope and glory My land of hope and glory [Chorus] And I wish I could scream round those bends with you But I've got the theme park blues The theme park blues [Bridge] It's just that everything is upside-down Though you're the one corkscrewing round Rollercoasters aren't held up by screws The seagulls smile as the sun shines down Though I'm the one who has the frown [Chorus] There's not much you can do for the theme park blues The theme park blues Theme park blues And no, there's not much you can do No. there's not much you can do No, there's not much you can do If you've got the theme park blues The theme park blues The theme park blues If you've got the theme park blues