Hippy Smell

[Intro]

Dude!

Boo!

One, two...

[Chorus]

Hippy smell

Only I can't tell

Patchouli oil

Sixties hell

Said you're not real

And you're not surreal

Can't you tell?

Hippy smell

[Chorus]

Said hippy smell

Only I can't tell

Patchouli oil

Sixties hell

Said you're not real

And you're not surreal

Can't you tell?

Hippy smell

[Bridge]

She's got the hippy smell, ladies and gentlemen!

You can smell the patchouli oil on her breath (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

And see the Grateful Dead posters hangin' up all over the place... (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) She says, "You know, I wish I was alive in the sixties, 'cause those were really groovy times!" (Oh yeah)

Well, you know, I got somethin' to tell you: (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah)

You wouldn't want to be alive in the sixties! (Yeah, oh yeah)

You would've probably gotten your little hippy (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah) ass killed, or somethin', you little shitface!

Oh!

[Chorus]

Hippy smell

Only I can't tell

Patchouli oil

Sixties hell

Said you're not real

And you're not surreal

Can't you tell

Hippy smell