Christmas Dirtbag

[Verse 1]

First night of Noel

Asleep with the fire burning

Jingling bells

And sugarplum fairies turning

But I don't see

Any presents for me

Does Santa Claus know who I am?

Does Santa Claus even care about me?

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby

Yeah, I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby

Santa forgot all about me, baby

Tonight, ooh

[Verse 2]

Yeah, Liz got a doll

The one she was asking for

And Pete got it all

A baseball bat and a ball

Did anyone see

Any presents for me?

Does Santa Claus know who I am?

Does Santa Claus even care about me?

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby

Yeah, I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby

Santa forgot all about me, baby

Tonight, ooh

[Bridge]

Oh yeah, Santa

He don't know who his list is missing

Oh yeah, Santa

You don't know who your list is missing

[Verse 3]

Maybe I'm too old

Beliеving in Santa's creepy

Lo and behold

I see coming down the chimney

A bright rеd suit

And reindeer to boot

Could Santa Claus know who I am?

Could Santa Claus really care about...

"I've got two tickets to AC/DC, BB

Aftershow party at CBGB's

I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, BBB

Like you, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho"

[Outro]

Oh yeah, Santa

We're going to see AC/DC

Oh yeah, Santa

I'm going to see AC/DC

Oh-oh-oh-oh

Ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho