Mullet

[Verse 1] Straight from the barbershop To the emergency room I had to take the bus with Gus All the way through Dr. Spock, he said he's seen this before But not since Ratt came to town Go 'round and 'round He said "There's nothin' I can do for you boy It's too late, too late But my brother's an attorney if you're gonna press charges" [Refrain] Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel [Chorus] I knew that I had to cut it Just buzz it off and say fuck it! Party out back, vokuhila Get me the fuck outta here! [Refrain] Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel [Bridge: Schaffer the Darklord, Brendan B. Brown] In the sixth century A.D., Byzantine scholar Procopius wrote that some factions of young males wore their hair long at the back and cut it short over the forehead This non-Roman style was termed the 'hunnic,' or in our modern tongue, 'hockey hair.' By fiscal year 1987, 93% of young males grew their hair long only in the back and 97% listed the mullet as their hairstyle of choice In calendar years 1988, 1989, 1990 and 91, more humans wore mullets than any other hairstyle, making the mullet the most proliferated aesthetic abomination of last 1400 years M, U, L, L, E, T Help me... oh God! [Guitar Solo] [Refrain] Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel [Chorus] I knew that I had to cut it Just buzz it off and say fuck it! Party out back, vokuhila Get me the fuck outta here!