Glastontelly 2022: live blogging Friday at Glastonbury Festival with none of the muck

Sure, Dear Reader. We could pay attention to those from Team Dork who have made their way to Worthy Farm. We could look for reports 'from the field', clad in Hunter wellies, sleeping in a yurt. Or, we could all connect via the lens through which most of us experience Glastonbury Festival - the tellybox.

Over the next few days, we'll be live blogging the live streams, tv sets and various other gubbins our chums at the BBC are broadcasting from Glastonbury 2022. Call it gritty coverage that identifies with the common man. Call it a sideways look at music media in the modern age. Call it some of Dork's illustrious scribblers being jealous they didn't manage to be there in person. Call it a really bad idea. Either way - we're sorry in advance.

Today is packed with some top performances. There's Billie Eilish, Wolf Alice, Phoebe Bridgers, Foals, Blossoms, Wet Leg, Sam Fender, St. Vincent and loads more. Keep checking back, and watch some well-intentioned idiots come apart at the seams. Enjoy!