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Harry Hill has 'done' a flatpack furniture anthem in the style of Self Esteem - watch

Rebecca Lucy Taylor reacts to Hill's deadpan ode to allen keys and instruction manuals in a new preview clip from The Harry Hill Show.

Harry Hill has 'done' a flatpack furniture anthem in the style of Self Esteem - watch
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  1. +Harry Hill has created a flatpack furniture anthem inspired by Self Esteem for The Harry Hill Show, featuring a deadpan delivery.
  2. +In a preview clip, Hill recited 'Instructions For Assembling Flatpack Furniture', offering practical assembly tips with a hip-hop beat.
  3. +Self Esteem's Rebecca Lucy Taylor praised the track, calling it 'genuinely beautiful' and noted it sparked ideas for her own songwriting.
  4. +CMAT also appeared on the show, with Hill expressing admiration for her album 'Euro-Country' and sharing a humorous stage moment at Alexandra Palace.

Self Esteem has appeared on the latest instalment of The Harry Hill Show, the comedian's online series that launched earlier this year. During a preview clip shared ahead of the full episode, Hill revealed he had composed an original track inspired by the Sheffield artist's musical style — about assembling flatpack furniture.

Taylor began by describing her songwriting philosophy: "My songs ultimately are saying 'Come on then. Come on, carry on'." Hill explained he had "written a song which is in the style of that", crafting lyrics based on "what information I would like to pass onto them".

Set to a hip-hop-influenced beat, Hill delivered the track 'Instructions For Assembling Flatpack Furniture' with deadpan sincerity. "Always start by reading the instruction manual thoroughly, before beginning assembly/ Identify each panel and hardware piece before you start assembling/ Pay close attention to the orientation of each panel – pre-drilled holes are often a good indication of this," he recited.

He continued: "Most of all, get an allen key, you'll need that for sure/ Organise all parts before starting/ Check the parts against what is included in the box/ Lay out all the components and match them with the diagrams in the manual." The song concluded: "If anything is missing, contact the manufacturer before starting assembly/ If all that fails, ask your dad/ Just ask your dad."

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Taylor responded: "Am I going mad? But that was genuinely beautiful." She then added with a laugh: "I've just realised, it's a piece of piss doing songs like that," noting it "gave me a good idea" for future material. Drawing a comparison to her own work on third album 'A Complicated Woman', she said: "I like doing instruction songs or list songs. On my new album there is a list of sex positions and whether I like them or not…"

CMAT also appeared recently, with Hill declaring himself "such a big fan" of her album 'Euro-Country'. That collaboration extended beyond the show — CMAT performed in a hamster suit during filming, and later brought Hill on stage at Alexandra Palace, where he dressed as a dartboard during 'Have Fun' while audience members threw darts at him.

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