Pizza Time

[Verse 1]

My teenage son comes down the stair

Makes his way to the frigidaire

He's looking for pizza

He's pleased to find there's a pizza there

Slide it in the oven and ten minutes later

It's Pizza Time

[Verse 2]

In the outside world, things ain't so nice

Not everybody got a pizza slice

I got to tell the boy, make him appreciate

You live in a bubble that is shiny and great

But while you're munching your treat, think of those who can't eat

And keep an eye on thosе calories too

[Chorus]

Chill out dad, it's Pizza Time

You're ruining Pizza Timе

[Verse 3]

Up inside his room, gaming engines hum

It smells like a pet shop inside of a bum

He should be revising, exams are nearly here

Instead he's eating pizza and stealing all my beer

He's heard the boring speeches from his parents and his teachers

He says, 'Dude, it's going to be OK'

[Verse 4]

I thought it would be easy to be a dad

To have a mini-best friend to cheer you up when you feel sad

Turns out there's more to it than that

Do what I say, never do what I do

Cos I'm the same as you

[Chorus]

Chill out dad, it's Pizza Time

You're ruining Pizza Time

Cheer up dad, it's Pizza Time

Beautiful Pizza Time

[Outro]

Pizza Time, it's Pizza Time

Again, it's Pizza Time, it's Pizza Time

It's still Pizza Time, it's Pizza Time

It's always Pizza Time, it's Pizza Time…