Steak for Chicken

Her:

Mardi Gras came and went

All my money has been spent

How am I gonna pay the rent

Sitting on my ass

Who mistook the steak for chicken?

Who'm I'm gonna stick my dick in

We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch

My former life I had a sister

I abused her and I dissed her

She got swept up in a twister

First I laughed and then I missed her

Who mistook these baths for showers?

Who fucked up that meaning Tower?

We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch

Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away

Different dreams than yesterday

Tell your grandmas they're okay

Kiss their cheek and run away

Cuz me and my friends are so smart

We invented this new kind of darts

Hit a bull's-eye and cut a fart

Smoking crack and cutting grass

Who missed that thing on the ceiling?

Who is gonna hurt my feelings?

We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch

Even your mother is a crook

But if I get a closer look

There's shit on every road you took

If you don't believe me, read your book

So who made all these things for killing?

Whose empty heart needs filling?

We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch

His:

Mardi Gras came and went

All my money has been spent

How am I gonna pay the rent

Sitting on your face

Who mistook the steak for chicken?

Who am I gonna stick my dick in

We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch

My former life I was a high roller

Dropped my kids in the diamond stroller

Found my calling as a part time bowler

Treated my wife for a new three-holer

Who mistook these baths for showers?

Who fucked up that Leaning Tower?

We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch

Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away

Live on birthday cake each day

Tell your grandparents that they're gay

Steal their money and run away

Cuz me and my friends are so smart

We invented this new kind of art

Post modernist, throwing darts

Smoking crack and cutting crack

Who mistook the Krauts* genius?

Who is gonna stroke my penis?

We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch

Oh people are shiny like a brand new book

But if you get a closer look

There's shit on every hand you shook

If you don't believe me, look at your hand

So who made all these things for killing?

Whose pussy hole needs filling?

We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch

{Her} Who mistook the steak for chicken?

{Him} Who am I going to stick my dick in?

{together}

We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch

Sitting on the couch

Sitting on the couch

Sitting on the couch