Kokopelli Face Tattoo

[Verse 1]

I was a sexy little viper room

In the corner of a King Tut tomb

When the hate train started

Goin' "Choo-choo"

I was a rat on a burnin' ship

And when we sunk, our fire got put out

It was just like the great plague

Just like the birth of underwear

[Chorus]

Hey dude, I hate everything you do

But I'm trying really hard to not hate you

Hating you won't make you suck any less

[Verse 2]

I was a wheel in a war machine

Now I'm a toilet in a restaurant

Somebody's gotta do it

I know my place

I was a baby-killin' Cadillac

Now I'm a drug induced heart attack

Somebody's gotta do it

I know my place

[Chorus]

Hey dude, I hate everything you do

But I'm trying really hard to not hate you

Hating you won't make you suck any less

[Bridge]

Have you ever wanted to be

Have you ever wanted to see

Someone better

In the mirror?

Have you ever wanted to go

Have you ever wanted to know

Somewhere greener?

Somewhere cleaner?

I bet you've got somethin' beautiful in mind

[Verse 3]

They're gonna beat me 'til I'm black and blue

Give me a Kokopelli face tattoo

And I'll tell you a secret

"Kreuz" is German for "Williams"

In the blood cult of the misled youth

I've got a bad case of the yellow flashlight blues

Let me tell you some weird shit

There's gonna be a big old civil war inside my house tonight

[Chorus]

Hey dude, I hate everything you do

But I'm trying really hard to not hate you 'cause

Hating you won't make you suck any less

And hating you won't make me suck any less

Hating you won't make you suck any less