Angel of Death

[Verse 1]

I'm a blank page in a notebook

Waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks

I'm a bathroom wall freshly painted over

To cover up swastikas and the names of girls that we called sluts

I am the Total Gym™

I am the Salad Glove™

I'm the Slap-Chop™

I'm the Forever Lazy™

I am a boring and worthless thing, and nobody should save me

[Verse 2]

I am the Kool-Aid stains on the mouth of a kid

Whose name is most likely Cody

He had a juice-box for breakfast and he carries a stick

That he most likely found in the alley

Cody doesn't have friends and his parents hate each other

He wants to find a better way to love his family

After school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the Arby's

[Verse 3]

I'm the camera that watches you

When you think you are awake

I'm the Jesus fish in the drug traffic van

That keeps all their cocaine safe

I'm the guy that eats at least fifty chicken wings

At an all you can eat buffet

I'm the Xbox controller of a drone operator today

[Verse 4]

I'm a hologram of a tanning booth

In a history class from the future

I'm the nuclear test, Operation Dominic

That gave my grandfather cancer

I'm a video store clerk and an angel of death

Hi, how are you?

My name is Trevor

Prepare to die, Bad Lieutenant 2

Is the greatest movie ever