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Alice Cooper – Identity Crisises (1984) | Track profile | Dork

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The Life and Crimes of Alice Cooper
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Identity Crisises

Release date: 1984

From The Life and Crimes of Alice Cooper

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"Identity Crisises" is a track by Alice Cooper, from the album The Life and Crimes of Alice Cooper, released 1984. Full lyrics are available below.

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Alice Cooper

Alice Cooper

Lyrics

Identity Crisises

Sometimes I'm James Bond

Sometimes I'm Billy The Kid

Sometimes I feel like Sherlock Holmes

Sometimes I feel like Jack The Ripper

'Cause I got an image out of control

Identity crisisis

I don't need a new face

'Cause mine's been erased

Identity crisisis

Sometimes I'm on a case

Sometimes I'm shooting bad dudes

Sometimes I'm slashing the face

Sometimes I'm looking for clues

Sometimes I'm braking the law

Sometimes I'm solving a crime

I'm always fast on the draw

I get the girls all the time

'Cause I got an image out of control

Identity crisisis

I don't need a new face

'Cause mine's been erased

Identity crisisis

Sometimes I'm James Bond

Sometimes I'm Billy The Kid

Sometimes I feel like Sherlock Holmes

Sometimes I feel like Jack The Ripper

'Cause I got an image out of control

Identity crisisis

I don't need a new face

'Cause mine's been erased

Identity crisisis

'Cause I got an image out of control

Identity crisisis

I don't need a new face

'Cause mine's been erased

Identity crisisis

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Track details

From The Life and Crimes of Alice Cooper

1984

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Album

The Life and Crimes of Alice Cooper

Release year

1984

—I Got a Line on You
—He’s Back (Demo)
—Hard Rock Summer
—He’s Back (The Man Behind the Mask) (Movie Mix)
—See Me in the Mirror
—Space Pirates
—I'm Flash
—Under My Wheels [The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years]
—Respect for the Sleepers (demo)
—Call It Evil (Demo)
—Don’t Blow Your Mind (Single Version)
—For Britain Only
—Identity Crisises
—Lay Down and Die, Goodbye
—No Time for Tears
—No Tricks
—Levity Ball (Studio)
—Nobody Likes Me (Demo)
—Why Don't You Love Me
—Is Anyone Home?
—Hands of Death (Spookshow 2000 mix)
—Fire
—Hitch-Hike

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Writer: Alice Cooper
Producer: Teddy Bautista