Rules of the Road

[Verse 1]

So if you wanna be like me

Here's the rules, one, two, three

You gotta find a killer band

Then bust your ass, you understand?

[Pre-Chorus]

You gotta rock

You gotta roll

You gotta shock

And lose control

[Verse 2]

Four, five, six, and then you lose your mind

Collect your chicks and now you're doin' fine

Be sure you find a girl from East LA

'Cause she will never ever let you pay

[Pre-Chorus]

So you can rock

So you can roll

So you can shock

And lose control (C'mon, boys)

[Chorus]

These are the rules of the road

These are the rules of the road

If you wanna be hot? If you wanna be cool?

You only get one shot, you gotta follow the rules

(These are) The rules of the road

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]

Before you even start to board

That private jet that you can't afford

You gotta buy a mansion and flashy car

In case you actually do become a star

[Pre-Chorus]

And then you rock

Then you can roll

Then you can shock

And lose control (Woo)

[Chorus]

These are the rules of the road

These are the rules of the road

If you wanna be hot? If you wanna be cool?

You only get one shot, gotta follow the rules

(These are) The rules of the road

[Interlude]

I've been at this game for a long time and I'm gonna share some wisdom with you

Rule number one, always get the money (Money)

Rule number two, remember to always get the money

And rule number three, never forget to remember to always get the money (Money)

If it is in a glass, drink it

If it is offered to you, take it

If you can drive it, drive it hard

And if you follow these simple rules, by the age of twenty-seven

Well, you're gonna die, ah, hahaha

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

These are the rules of the road

These are the rules of the road

If you wanna be hot? If you wanna be cool?

You only get one shot, you gotta follow the rules

(These are) The rules of the road

These are the rules of the road

These are the rules of the road

[Outro]

If you hear my words and you heed them well

You'll be heading down that road to hell

These are the rules, huh