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Alpha Male Tea Party – I Don't Even Like Hollyoaks Anyway (2013) | Track profile | Dork

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Real Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide
I Don't Even Like Hollyoaks Anyway

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Alpha Male Tea Party

I Don't Even Like Hollyoaks Anyway

Release date: 25th August 2013

From Real Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing SuicideTrack 12:25

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"I Don't Even Like Hollyoaks Anyway" is a track by Alpha Male Tea Party, from the album Real Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide, released 25th August 2013. The track is 2:25 long. It's filed under Alternative.

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From Real Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide

2:252013

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Real Ale and Model Rail: The Lonely Man's Guide to Not Committing Suicide

Alpha Male Tea Party

26th August 2013

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2013

1I Don't Even Like Hollyoaks Anyway
2:25
2Taste Like Dog
4:26
3Go To the Ant, You Sluggard
5:44
4Truffles
2:28

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