Laundry

[Intro]

Yo, can we bum a cigarette?

Yeah, go ahead

Alright, you ready

[Verse 1: Asher Roth]

Wish I could teleport or I could be a Transformer

[? ] out of quarter, out of order

On the corner selling porn, Jack Horner

Thumb on my plumbs, I'm a real Jeff Hornacek

Cut the check, wanna move to California

Married and divorced all up in the same summer

Suzanne Somers and the lube hand warmer

Camcorder on, drive me home Land Rover

Aristocrat, bureaucrat, diplomat

Listening to Juelz, it made me wanna rap

Now I'm on his track and these girls all on me

Telling me my perfume smells like clean laundry

Dog Bounty Hunter bought his drier sheets too

Clean underwear got me feeling brand new like woo

[Chorus: Asher Roth & Michael Christmas]

Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry

(Back when you was asking me to rap

And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack)

Smells like laundry (Fresh)

Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry

(Back when you was asking me to rap

And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack)

[Verse 2: Michael Christmas]

Now they smell like Henny and some reggie in the sack

Jazz in the background, cigarette ashes

Niggas spend money on spinners

Laundry detergent, expensive ass dinners

Niggas used to buy Backwoods for the lil ones

This sound like Harlem Shake, I'ma kill 'em

Got-ta-got-ta-nah-nah Otis

I feel like Jigga in a Focus

Backpack with a twan sack they ain't noticed

Cause out here you could smoke weed in the open

Don't be a menace to church

And don't ask how niggas did work

Cause every time I got a stain on my shirt

I was coming out the mud like a Diglett on dirt

[Chorus: Asher Roth & Michael Christmas]

Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry

(Back when you was asking me to rap

And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack)

Smells like laundry (Fresh)

Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry

(Back when you was asking me to rap

And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack)

[Verse 3: Larry June]

Bending corners, fifteens bumping

All black looking like I'm up to something

I don't give a fuck, I'm still mobbing on 'em

Just bought a new Hammer, I might slide on 'em

Now the phone ringing, that's the bitch calling

She just hit a lick and I need it all

She was in the town, I was in the skull

Checked twenty bands then I killed the throat

I met a bad hipster bitch at Trader Joe's

One thing that Larry hates is hater hoes

Dippin' (dab), yokin' (slide), mobbin'(mob), smokin'(hee hee), bad bitches(god), (dab), stripping(ay), horny

Now it's two in the morning and the bitch catting off

Smelling like fresh laundry when I'm on a bitch couch

Hit my nigga Chuck phone then I slide to the south

Got a wammy in the kitchen, hundred thousand in the couch

Nigga smellin' like laundry

[Chorus: Asher Roth & Michael Christmas]

Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry

(Back when you was asking me to rap

And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack)

Smells like laundry (Fresh)

Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry

(Back when you was asking me to rap

And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack)